Match Game From Heck

 

Picture a '70s game show type setting.

HOST: "Dumb Donald is so dumb..."

CAST: HOW DUMB IS HE?

HOST: "Dumb Donald is so dumb that he talked about Arnold Palmer's dick size at a political rally, and says it's because he really likes" Blank!

CONTESTANT: I'm gonna say...golfers?

HOST: She says golfers. Charles Nelson Reilly?

CHARLES: Well nothing beats a good wood! So I went with "Girth."

HOST: Not a match! Richard Dawson?

RICHARD: I actually think about my answers and try to do intelligent ones, so I'm going to say "celebrities"

HOST: Not a match! Betty White!

BETTY: I put "Hitler."

HOST: Not a..Oh, wait a minute. I'm being informed by the judges that "Hitler" is in fact the correct answer!

CONTESTANT; What? But that's not what I said! It doesn't make any sense that a candidate would talk about Arnold Palmer's penis and say he loves Hitler!

HOST: I'm sorry, but we don't write reality.