LYTrules.com presents Mortal Cinema

 A live-action-ish Aristocats movie should make BANK.

 Here's what I have at other sites this week:

 You want me to WHAT?

 Name ten actors, living or dead, whose screen presence you enjoy despite the fact that in real life, they would hate you or you would hate them.

 I have a friend who is so libertarian he has flat-out expressed the thought that if there's a zombie apocalypse...

 Just had to say that. I'd much rather root for my favorites, and be pleasantly surprised when Avatar wins everything, rather than pissed off because I bet on other things. ( Avatar isn't going to win everything. But it's not like it needs to. Who's going to say, "Man, I wasn't going to go see Avatar , but fuck me, now that it has an Oscar, maybe that will supersede my inherent disinterest in a sequel to a movie I didn't like!") To be clear, the fellow in that parenthetical is a strawman and not me. Also, there is no further text below the jump. Happy Oscars!

  I'm not inherently opposed to savory ice cream...

Let's have some fun...

 Because sometimes I want to post things that are only a sentence or two, and I think that would feel like a real cheat on those other places. Maybe I'm wrong and will change my mind. For now, you get this. Free.

 1 -Avatar: The Way of Water

  Crispin Semmens

  My good friend Ben has been to the future and already watched the Oscars . You should read his "recap," cowritten with Nick Bhasin.

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