I Hate Betting on Oscar Predictions

 Just had to say that. I'd much rather root for my favorites, and be pleasantly surprised when Avatar wins everything, rather than pissed off because I bet on other things. (Avatar isn't going to win everything. But it's not like it needs to. Who's going to say, "Man, I wasn't going to go see Avatar, but fuck me, now that it has an Oscar, maybe that will supersede my inherent disinterest in a sequel to a movie I didn't like!") To be clear, the fellow in that parenthetical is a strawman and not me. Also, there is no further text below the jump. Happy Oscars!